What happened in Monticello was, on paper, routine: a 35-year-old woman accused of stealing power tool batteries worth about $580, recognized from an earlier incident, detained, booked, and released the next day. What made it explode was her uncanny resemblance to Jennifer Lopez. Once her mugshot hit social media, the internet did what it does best—and worst. Users remixed J-Lo lyrics into punchlines, called her “Jenny from D-Block,” and joked she should’ve been making money as a Hollywood stand-in instead of allegedly shoplifting.